Report: #0083
From small
holes in Mars's soil emerges a gas – likely methane – that could be the product
of massive bacterial respiration from cultures living in underground
lakes.
Earth
Office:
"Mars-Nessy, hello – can you hear me? Where are you?"
Mars-Nessy: "I hear you, but tell me
everything. Is it true that your cars move when methane is burned? I'll burn
the gas coming out of these caves – wait, and then tell me
everything."
Earth
Office:
"Nessy, no – don't start anything! Stop playing with fire! Who knows? If
there's so much methane, the whole planet might break apart in an explosion.
We'll study it together, and then we'll see what to do."
Mars-Nessy: "You scared me with your
shout, but tell me everything."
Earth
Office:
"First, pull out those two stones and stop making sparks with
them..."
These
images clearly show gas flowing out from Mars's soil.
Mars has no
volcanic activity, so the methane can only come from bacterial respiratory
exchange.
This means
there is life on Mars.
Josef Bauer




























